NAME: George Lane
 

NICKNAME: The Dong

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YEARS IN LEAGUE: 15
 

PLAYOFF APPEARANCES: 7
 

CHAMPIONSHIPS: 3
 

PROFILE: Born in the Bronx, NY, George quickly found himself uprooted at a young age and landing on the cold dark streets of North Plano. George's arrival on the Doomsday scene was felt by the lesser owners immediately as he made an appearance in Doomsday Bowl I. This would be just a taste of what was to come. He has laid with the beautiful EFFY twice already and she has proclaimed George to be her favorite. Although the devil Golden Hoe has taken her flesh from George in the past he has not allowed such a brief infidelity distract him from the task of reuniting with his beloved EFFY. George... the Dong, the Great Shamalama, the Champ, the Artful Roster Tinker and as some have rumored, the Demi God of Fantasy Football.