NAME: Ian Barsch
 

NICKNAME: Vacuum Salesman
 

YEARS IN LEAGUE: 12
 

PLAYOFF APPEARANCES: 6
 

CHAMPIONSHIPS: 0
 

PROFILE: From Texas to Tennessee, Ian has been better known for his antics off the field rather than his play on the field. A member of the league since the beginning, he still covets that mistress known as the EFFY.